Roxycake


caffeinated-zombie
:

So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. 

theambiguoushero:

I am vengeance.

I am the night.

I

am

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pockytardis:

my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles

googlevideos:

do you ever have that one follower who you always see in your notes and every time you see them you’re just like ‘hey there lil buddy, keep on doin your thing’

airpunchingacademic:

Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that the part of this comic Tumblr has chosen to use is the last frame

jackstroubleinatanktop:

morristibbs:

im laghing so hard at this


i love how reporters try so hard to understand tumblr

jackstroubleinatanktop:

morristibbs:

im laghing so hard at this

i love how reporters try so hard to understand tumblr

nahceid:

Can we just take a moment to appreciate what a horrible judge of character Terra is?

nahceid:

Can we just take a moment to appreciate what a horrible judge of character Terra is?